AWKWARD! This All-American Patriot has ILLEGAL ALIENS fighting for his freedom

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Photo Credit: Jorge Gonzalez

MOBILE, Ala. — There’s no question that patriotic Americans love the military, but local  man Custer Laramie puts just about everyone to shame.

From the huge “If You Won’t Stand Behind Our Soldiers, Feel Free To Stand In Front of Them” decal on the rear window of his pickup truck, to the way he sobs whenever he hears Darryl Worley sing “Have You Forgotten?” it’s pretty clear that Laramie takes his devotion to our brave service-members seriously.

But this dedicated flag-waver has a dark secret: Some of those troops that he loves so much are ILLEGAL ALIENS!

How embarrassing! Custer should know that a country without borders isn’t a country at all, especially if the very people protecting the nation are CRIMINALS!

Custer isn’t alone, though. It turns out ILLEGAL immigrants are fighting right now on behalf of more than 323 MILLION so-called “Americans!”

“I love our military,” Custer said, too stupid to realize he was also referring to welfare-loving, Dumbocrat-voting illegals. “They fight the enemy over there so we don’t have to fight them here.”

What an IDIOT! Our Founding Fathers would be ASHAMED of this snowflake!

Before you think we’re being too hard on ‘ole Custer, though, he DID get one thing right. Custer is a proud supporter of OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP’S decision to end Obozo’s Deferred Action for Child Arrivals (DACA) policy.

“I’m glad we’ve got a President that puts AMERICANS first,” Custer declared.

That made us snap to a salute! It might not be “politically correct” to say this, but we need to DEPORT the hundreds of lawbreaking moochers currently carrying OUR FLAG into battle overseas!

Libtards and DemoCRAPS won’t like this, but if you love your freedom, thank a LEGAL vet!

Jack S. McQuack contributed reporting.


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