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Marine with '9/11 Never Forget' bumper sticker too drunk to remember anything

Marine with '9/11 Never Forget' bumper sticker too drunk to remember anything

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Oct 05, 2022
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CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — That one guy in your unit with a "9/11 Never Forget" on the back of his Jeep is definitely black out drunk right now and can't remember anything, sources confirmed today.

Sources indicate that the Marine in question was supposed to be at a memorial ceremony at dawn, but forgot to set his alarm since he was drinking the night befo…

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