MONTANA — Wow! Somewhere in the woods of Montana, General Field Commander Ted Haskins is showing the world that with enough hard work and dedication, you can live your dreams no matter what the naysayers throw at you!
When Haskins tried to enlist in the Army in 2004, 2006 and 2007, recruiters, medical officers and family members threw around words like “documented history of bipolar disorder with delusions of grandeur, manic phases and paranoia.” But Haskins knows how to make your dreams your goals and your goals your reality! If the army wasn’t going to take him on, he’d take on the army!
What an inspiration! There are so many entitled millennials who expect everything to be awesome all the time. But when Haskins didn’t get handed a trophy just for trying to join the Army, he went to the internet to find other like-minded, hardworking men the overreaching U.S. Government had rejected and alienated. Awesome!
Whoah. Haskins even started lifting sometimes and drinking a lot of EnergyMonster All-Energy drinks to stay awake all night and managed to go from 145lbs to 160lbs because nothing worth having is easy.
Family members from suburban Shaker Heights, Ohio, thought for sure that Haskins would give up after the FBI shut down his popular United New Breakaway States of American Masculinity message board, but Haskins had the spark and stick-to-it-ness that we need more of!
He just moved to a cabin in Montana and started stockpiling weapons.
People like the FBI and Haskin’s mom told him that he was a ‘lone wolf,’ but what kind of ‘lone wolf’ has 300 supporters with almost matching uniforms?
Ted used to hate being in any room that wasn’t his family’s wood-paneled basement with a broadband connection and his socks and pencils arranged in just the right order, but he’s overcome that to go ‘off-grid.” Take that, Dr. Dillabet, state’s psychiatry expert witness.
Here’s to you, Ted! We need more young people with your drive and determination.
We can’t wait to see what you’ll do next!