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Sailor who knocked up Filipina girlfriend suddenly anti-immigration

Sailor who knocked up Filipina girlfriend suddenly anti-immigration

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Oct 05, 2022
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SUBIC BAY, Philippines – Petty Officer 3rd Class Jimmy Ortiz, a Boatswain’s mate assigned to the skeleton crew at Subic Bay, has experienced a political awakening regarding the U.S. government's overly generous immigration laws since the news that the girl he’s been ‘just chilling with’ is carrying his child, sources confirmed today.

“I’ve never thought …

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