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Opinion: Marines on steroids are all the rage right now. Seriously. Please send help

Opinion: Marines on steroids are all the rage right now. Seriously. Please send help

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Oct 05, 2022
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CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. – If anyone is reading this, I am locked in the bathroom of the gym closest to headquarters. I don't know exactly how it happened, but every Marine in this place suddenly just started raging the fuck out, and I'm afraid for my life.

I was pretty sure half these guys were on steroids to begin with, but it had never been a problem before…

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