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Major forced to go to morning PT spontaneously combusts

Major forced to go to morning PT spontaneously combusts

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Oct 05, 2022
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Fort Bragg, N.C. — An Army major met a disastrous end when he was forced to attend morning PT formation for the first time in seven years, sources confirmed today.

Maj. Eric Hindenburg burst into a ball of fire the moment the battalion commander called the unit to attention.

“We couldn’t tell if it was the sun coming up or one of the joes lighting more fi…

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