Gunny wishes toddler would stop misbehooving
WASHINGTON — The two-year old dependent of a local Marine just won’t stop misbehooving, sources at the Washington Marine Barracks report.
Gunnery Sgt. Chester Thompson, whom subordinates collectively describe as a strict disciplinarian, appears to have met his match in the form of a three-foot tall, bipedal terror named Chad.
“I don’t like getting into the Pacifics of my personal life, but I’m at an udder loss,” Thompson admitted with a tinge of despondence.
Marine Barracks, Washington, D.C.—also known as 8th & I—is home of the famed Silent Drill Platoon, a unit renown for its impeccable military bearing and extraordinary professionalism.
“My Marines know to stop conversating and lollygagging when I walk into a room,” said Thompson, “but they also know I could care less what they do off duty, so long as I don’t hear about it.”
Toddler Chad has allegedly issued a challenge for household dominance by urinating on Thompson’s boots, according to family sources.
“Chad’s going to be in so much tr…
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