Deep State honors essential crisis actors with chemtrail flyovers
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented public revelation, Deep State leaders announced plans to honor essential COVID-19 crisis actors with chemtrail flyovers throughout the month of May.
"It is the least we can do for these heroes pretending to put their lives on the line so that the New World Order can flourish," hissed Deep State spokes-reptoid Ellen Degeneres.
According to the message shrieked in unison from billions of bird drones across the United States earlier today, decoy military and commercial jets will begin spewing chemical and biological agents over Washington D.C.'s Comet Ping Pong pizzeria and end up overflying a false-flag suicide attack at The Blue Marble Jubilee in Grass Valley, California.
"COVID-19 is our biggest success since 9/11," said Supreme Resistance Leader Hillary Clinton from the bowels of Comet Ping Pong, fighting tears of joy. "Due to the tireless efforts of our crisis actors, paid protesters, FEMA camp guards, and the liberal media, we are one step closer to re…
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