DoD adds online ‘Coup Awareness’ to annual training requirement
THE PENTAGON — According to a press release, all Department of Defense personnel are now required to complete an online Coup Awareness course as part of their mandatory calendar year training.
The official statement explicitly denies rumors that the course was created in response to simmering partisan tensions surrounding the 2020 presidential election.
“People should not look too deeply into the timing or content of this course,” the letter explains. “After all, it’s not like any of our other annual training relates to things we actually do.”
Duffel Blog was able to review the curriculum prior to the course’s rollout, currently scheduled for ten minutes after polls close on Election Day. The infamous CGI Gunnery Sergeant from the Marine Corps’ Tobacco Cessation course makes an appearance, deepfaked over General Milley’s body in a video depicting the General's courageous march through Lafayette Square. After Gunny implores students to imagine a world where America is run by the same bril…
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