12 Air Force analysts accuse F-35 of assault on Pentagon budget

PENTAGON — Amid a wave of sexual assault allegations emerging in both politics and the entertainment industry, 12 Air Force budget analysts have come forward and accused the F-35 of assault on the Pentagon's budget, Duffel Blog has learned.

"I did not consent to a $40 million Pitot tube," Airman First Class Jerome Roberts said. "But when I opened up my s…