12th Day of Christmas looks like 4th Day of Christmas, underway sailor reports

“They say every day is Monday on the ship."

Dec 04, 2020

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By Blondes Over Baghdad

NORFOLK, Va. — Petty Officer 1st Class Ted Gladfelter, a gunner’s mate onboard the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78), reports that the 12th Day of Christmas pretty much looks like the 4th day of Christmas while underway.

“On the 4th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a handjob in the fan room,” Gladfelter sang to himself while wa…

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