6 surefire ways to determine whether your Chief Petty Officer is actually a vampire

The chief seems really suspicious.

By MapleSausage

UNDERWAY ON THE USS KEARSARGE — You know him, you love him, you hate him. He’s your Chief Petty Officer! But you’ve been underway for a while now and things are starting to seem a little batty. Here are six surefire ways to tell if your Chief has become a bonafide creature of the night.

1. He spends all day in his coffin rack.

You’re pretty…