7 countries to invade now that we're leaving Afghanistan
Leaving Afghanistan reminds many troops of getting divorced from their first spouse. While they may now be incredibly happy, free, and ready to bang anything that moves, it can be sad to say goodbye to a person or place that, while they made you miserable, provided some of life's defining experiences.
Much like a bad breakup, one of the keys to getting over Afghanistan quickly is finding a new country to invade, so that hundreds of thousands of troops can earn combat actions badges and a case of depression for years to come. While it can be tough to narrow down the pool of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, Duffel Blog believes these seven countries should be considered for invasion now that we’re leaving Afghanistan.
How have we not already invaded these syrup guzzlers? We share a border with them and they have oil. What are we waiting for?
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