'Accused Faker' Marine Guarding School To Receive Honorary Promotion

MODESTO, CA – The top Marine general has announced that he will give former Marine recruit Craig Pusley an honorary promotion to the rank of sergeant for his "outstanding and excellent service" while "singlehandedly and meritoriously" wearing a Marine uniform while standing around at a California school.

General James "Tamer" Amos, speaking to Duffel Blog