Adjutant drops shit on XO’s desk
CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — The battalion adjutant dropped shit on the desk of the executive officer late early this morning, sources confirmed.
Though the XO is used to having a bunch of shit dropped on his desk throughout the day, this latest dump caught him off guard when he spotted it at 6:45 a.m., since it was a wet, brown lump on his desk.
The major purportedly let out a high pitched shrill before slamming the door to his office, falling back over his heels on to the floor before screaming for help.
“It looks like a goddamned brown tree snake coiled up in the middle of my desk sir! Of course I freaked,” the XO told his commanding officer, in response to a question about why he was screaming at the sight of an otherwise healthy looking turd.
“I can’t have you freaking out every time someone puts some shit on your desk," the CO reportedly told him, adding: "It’s part of your job. Now, get that shit out of here!”
Sources confirmed the adjutant later brought over paperwork for the major to sign…
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