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Adjutant drops shit on XO’s desk

Adjutant drops shit on XO’s desk

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Oct 05, 2022
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CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — The battalion adjutant dropped shit on the desk of the executive officer late early this morning, sources confirmed.

Though the XO is used to having a bunch of shit dropped on his desk throughout the day, this latest dump caught him off guard when he spotted it at 6:45 a.m., since it was a wet, brown lump on his desk.

The major purpor…

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