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Advice Column: Ask Top, Your Non-Friendly Neighborhood First Sergeant (Ep.2)

Advice Column: Ask Top, Your Non-Friendly Neighborhood First Sergeant (Ep.2)

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Oct 05, 2022
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His hobbies include chewing ass, laughing at Second Lieutenants, killing people with his bare hands, and telling soldiers to get their damn hands out of their pockets.

DEAR TOP: Why can't we grow awesome beards and mustaches in combat? The Afghans will respect us, we won’t have as many weapons malfunctions or ambushes, and we’ll have awesome pictures of …

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