New Guy Thinks Cups Of Tea With Village Elders Worth Promotion Points

KHOST, AFGHANISTAN – Specialist Rory Hayes, a soldier with 1-83 Infantry Battalion operating out of Forward Operating Base Salerno, mistakenly believes that each cup of tea he drinks with Afghan nationals is worth half a promotion point, sources confirmed.

Hayes’ fellow soldiers from Bravo Company jokingly told the Tampa, Fla. native that sharing cups of…