THE PACIFIC OCEAN — The only thing better than a new commercial about drinking and driving is a 20-year-old commercial about drinking and driving.
Don’t worry, because American Forces Network has got you covered on both fronts!
AFN has been lauded as “the best single source of media content for those stranded with literally no alternatives.” They know you’ve been watching because you didn’t even have access to porn. And because you’ve seen those same ten commercials for a decade, they also know you’ve memorized them all.
They are especially aware of your fondness for the classics.
