AFRICOM abandons Djibouti 'because of all the giggling'

THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense has announced that Africa Command (AFRICOM) is abandoning all activities in Djibouti, due to immaturity surrounding the East African country’s name, effective immediately.

Pentagon Spokesman Peter Cook expressed disgust with reporters over the matter.

“Look, I get it,” he said. “But just once can I discuss late-nig…