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Al Baghdadi confirms he has more virgins than Epstein in the afterlife

Al Baghdadi confirms he has more virgins than Epstein in the afterlife

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Oct 05, 2022
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AL JANNAH (Heaven) — Earlier this week, former ISIS head Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi announced that he has obtained more virgins in the afterlife than fellow afterlifer Jeffery Epstein. The announcement came through a psychic medium currently employed by ISIS.

Al-Baghdadi, who allegedly committed suicide during a U.S. raid on his location, says he killed himsel…

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