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Al Qaeda's Jewish Accountant Starting To Get A Bit Worried

Al Qaeda's Jewish Accountant Starting To Get A Bit Worried

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Oct 05, 2022
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TIMBUKTU, MALI — The chief accountant for the Al Qaeda terrorist organization says he's starting to get "a bit worried" about his safety, sources confirmed today.

Murray Goldstein, 54, has taken care of the terror network's finances for nearly five years, replacing its previous accountant who spontaneously combusted in Peshawar.

"It's pretty hard doing wh…

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