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Alarming study shows average officers indulge in merely five rosewater scones per day

Alarming study shows average officers indulge in merely five rosewater scones per day

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Oct 05, 2022
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Alarming study shows average officers indulge in merely five rosewater scones per day
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WASHINGTON — Sagacious officers across all branches of the armed forces are only indulging in five rosewater scones per day on the average, according to a report released today.

The 14-page study, published in this month's issue of online food journal "Gastronomica", shows that the palates of our nation's leaders have changed dramatically over the last t…

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