Alcoholic JAG Attorney Fails To Pass Bar

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Capt. Jimmy Russell, a judge advocate with the 82nd Airborne Division, has been discharged from service after showing up late and intoxicated for his bar examination for the third consecutive time.

Russell blames the amount of pressure placed on officers to perform well.

“I was worried that the test proctor would smell the whiskey on my…