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Angry Staff God demands PowerPoint sacrifice at 1900

Angry Staff God demands PowerPoint sacrifice at 1900

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C., A.D. 3017 — A team of archeologists examining the ancient ruins of a temple known as “The Pentagon” have discovered fascinating remnants of a now-extinct society focused around worship of an all-powerful staff god who demanded sacrifices of updated “slides” and human labor at regular intervals.

“While the overall society of 2017 was fai…

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