Angry Staff God demands PowerPoint sacrifice at 1900
WASHINGTON, D.C., A.D. 3017 — A team of archeologists examining the ancient ruins of a temple known as “The Pentagon” have discovered fascinating remnants of a now-extinct society focused around worship of an all-powerful staff god who demanded sacrifices of updated “slides” and human labor at regular intervals.
“While the overall society of 2017 was fai…
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