Arab sailor says recent terror attacks have made it impossible for him to get laid

SPAIN — An Arab Sailor based at Naval Station Rota is reporting a complete and total “dry spell” following the most recent series of terrorist attacks across Europe.

Seaman Mohamed Halabi, who was born in Morocco and immigrated to the US in 1993 when he was seven years old, claims the “pussy market is like the 2008 recession right now, and I’m Lehman Bro…