Area Man Has Money To Buy Shitty DVD, Not Enough To Help Nation's Veterans
TAMPA, FL - Area resident Dan Snyder reported today that he has no money to donate to veterans charities, despite the fact that he owns Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill on BluRay.
"Money's a little tight right now," Snyder said, "but I think the important thing is that I'm keeping veterans in my thoughts."
Contrary to his claims that he has no money, last wee…
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