Ariana Grande Joins ISIS
HOLLYWOOD — Just days after learning of her hatred for America, federal investigators have revealed that pop singer Ariana Grande was recruited by ISIS, radicalized by spokesman Abu Mohammad al-Adnani's Ramadan message, according to intelligence sources.
In a recent audio message, al-Adnani encouraged jihadists to make Ramadan a "calamity for the infidels." Inspired by this directive, Grande infiltrated a local donut shop disguised as a customer and began maliciously licking pastries left out on display. Her wanton act of terrorism complete, she admitted her allegiance to ISIS by declaring, "I hate Americans! I hate America!"
During questioning by federal authorities Grande admitted she was always a "dark and deranged" child who would eventually travel a savage and violent path.
"There was a stage, when I was three or four, where my mom thought I might grow up to be a serial killer," said Grande of her disturbing childhood.
Fans have taken to social media to point out this newest turn of …
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