Duffel Blog

Duffel Blog

Share this post

Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog
Department Of The Army Diagnosed With ADHD
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More

Department Of The Army Diagnosed With ADHD

Duffel Blog Staff's avatar
Duffel Blog Staff
Oct 05, 2022
∙ Paid

Share this post

Duffel Blog
Duffel Blog
Department Of The Army Diagnosed With ADHD
Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More
Share

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of the Army has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) after failing to find a mission it both likes and will stick with, doctors confirmed Tuesday.

After years of retooling because "counterinsurgency is all that matters," the Army abruptly launched a recent plan for a "Pacific pivot," much t…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Duffel Blog to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Duffel Blog LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share

Copy link
Facebook
Email
Notes
More