Army Launches 'Eat Right, Don't Eat At The Chow Hall' Campaign

FORT BRAGG, NC - The Army launched its new health initiative today, which spokesmen called the "Eat Right, Don't Eat at the Chow Hall" campaign.

"Historically the military has served the healthiest, best food we could supply our soldiers," said Army Public Affairs Officer Captain James Dale at a press conference, "But we have come to believe a balanced d…