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Army needs more young, fit, tender soldiers, Zombie General says

Army needs more young, fit, tender soldiers, Zombie General says

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Oct 05, 2022
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THE PENTAGON — Maj. Gen. Grigori Tepes, the Army’s first openly zombie general, has focused his command on one thing: more soldiers to fight and win America’s wars in an increasingly complex world.

“This is the smallest force the Army has had since World War II,” said Tepes, quietly sharpening his filet knife under his desk. “That won’t do it all. We nee…

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