Army Releases List Of Innocuous Phrases It Will No Longer Tweet

THE PENTAGON — After coming under fire from offended social media users for tweeting about "chinks" in its spec ops' digital and physical armor, the Army recently released a list of other innocuous phrases it will eliminate from its lexicon in order not to inadvertently trigger an outrage addicted American public.

Lt. Col. Alayne Conway, an Army public a…