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God Strikes Down Ranger School For Allowing Women

God Strikes Down Ranger School For Allowing Women

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Oct 05, 2022
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EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — The Almighty God answered prayers from around the nation begging for women to be removed from Ranger school on late Wednesday afternoon by striking down more than 40 students training in Florida with a swift and furious vengeance, sources within Heaven confirmed.

The two female Ranger trainees were not present at the site at …

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