Army To Keep 450,000 Soldiers If It Gets 450,000 ‘Likes’

Washington, D.C. — The Army is turning to social media to save its active-duty end-strength, sources confirm. The Army and Congress have agreed that for every "like" its personnel plans receive above 420,000, the Army will be allowed to keep one additional personnel slot.

The Army has been facing heavy troop cuts in difficult fiscal times. Reductions wil…