Army says generals can substitute two-minute plank in lieu of victory in Afghanistan

None have done it so far.

By Cat Astronaut

The Army has revised its long-held policy on winning wars after the Biden administration announced all U.S. troops would leave Afghanistan by September 11, 2021. Officials say new regulations allow all general officers to plank for two minutes in lieu of a decisive victory in a war that has lasted nearly 20 years.

“It’s important that our…