Study Finds Every Girl In The 504th Military Police Battalion Is Obviously A Lesbian Whore
FORT LEWIS, WA — A new Army study conducted by Specialist Lance Thompson, an 11B infantryman and amateur female sociologist serving in the 4th Stryker Brigade Combat Team, has determined that every girl in the 504th Military Police Battalion is obviously a lesbian whore.
His study, conducted through exhaustive research and on-site observation of the wome…
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