Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th

Get your shot and a beard.

Jun 07, 2021

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By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th.

“Though most of you trailer park ex-pats couldn’t grow a full beard if your life depended on it,” McConville said during a press conference announ…

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