Army to authorize beards if vaccine goal reached by July 4th
Get your shot and a beard.
By Whiskey Fueled Tirade
PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th.
“Though most of you trailer park ex-pats couldn’t grow a full beard if your life depended on it,” McConville said during a press conference announ…
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