'I would be Vegeta in Dragon Ball Z,' claims Army intelligence analyst

Oct 05, 2022

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CAMP CASEY, Korea — An intelligence analyst tasked with looking into the capabilities of the North Korean military believes he's a perfect fit as the Vegeta character in the animated series Dragon Ball Z, sources confirmed today.

"I would soo be Vegeta," claims specialist Jimmy Garriott, an all-source analyst from the battalion S-2 shop. "I mean, we're p…

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