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Vol. 15 · No. 124 · Saturday, 17 October 2026

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Army wife re-enlists husband indefinitely with General power of attorney

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FAYETTEVILLE, NC — True love is often hard to find, but Staff Sgt. Thomas Blake doesn't think so. Blake, a 27D Paralegal Specialist, recently met the "woman of his dreams" at a popular gentleman's club and was married soon after.

The honeymoon ended abruptly however, and now Blake is committed to the Army indefinitely through the use of a General Power of Attorney.

While out celebrating a recent court room victory, Staff Sgt. Blake went into a drunken stupor at 'The Show-Me Station' — a popular bar and gentleman's club. Soon after his arrival, a stripper named Lollipop caught his eye.

The blonde-haired, blue eyed dancer is most famous for her short acting career, starring in 'Sidewalk Sluts II: Lollipop's Cum Back'.

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