Barracks stock market expert totally about to make a killing

JACKSONVILLE, N.C. — Pvt. 1st Class John Hodges is totally about to make millions in the stock market, sources report.

"Stocks are so low right now I'm going to buy a bunch," Hodges said earlier today. "In a few months I'll be rich."

Hodges, who has a credit score of 510 and is $23,000 in debt, has emerged as a financial expert during the stock market dow…