Bashar Al-Assad To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

Oct 05, 2022

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OSLO, NORWAY – Syrian President and all-around great guy Bashar al-Assad will receive the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize, announced Nobel Committee Chairman Thorbjørn Jagland in a press conference today.

“Amidst so much crisis and consternation at home, Mr. Assad always says just the right thing just in time to avert all-out world war,” Jagland said, citing the …

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