Biden solemnly reflects on where he was when the flying things hit the— uhh, you know, c'mon man

At least he didn't check his watch?

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

PENTAGON — President Joe Biden delivered a moving speech marking the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to the custodian cleaning the ninth corridor restroom on the Pentagon’s third floor, sources confirmed today.

“I remember where I was on 11/11,” Biden said somberly. “When the flying things hit the— you know, the big buildings…