Bin Laden's Body 'Tastes Awful', Reports Barracuda

ARABIAN SEA - A yellowtail barracuda deep in the Arabian Sea reported today that Osama bin Laden's body tastes "absolutely awful" and he was having second thoughts about continuing to feed on the terrorist leader.

Bin Laden, the former head of terrorist group al Qaeda, was killed on May 2, 2011 by a team of Navy SEALs. His body was recovered and taken ab…