Bowser withdraws airships from World 7 despite plumber victories
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – King Bowser plans to withdraw his airship fleet from World 7 after plumbers Mario and Luigi delivered the koopa king numerous setbacks, sources confirmed today.
“We’ve won victory after victory, from Bob-omb battlefield to the Donut Plains, all the way to Yoshi’s Island. This war has been going on since 1985, and it’s time to bring our brave koopa-troopas home,” Bowser said in a press statement aboard his flying clown car, a massive “Mission Accomplished” banner unfurled behind him.
Despite Bowser’s statements, his top generals insist that they were never consulted on the exit strategy.
“We’ve invested a lot of power-ups into this fight, and the plumbers are still out there,” commented World 7’s boss, Ludwig von Koopa, “I just think it’s a shame to leave our goomba allies to fight this war alone.”
Ludwig and the rest of the Koopa Kids were unceremoniously and permanently replaced after stating their dissent. Yet it appears that many veterans of those levels agree with t…
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