BREAKING: Massive Search Underway For Hot Italian Chick Spotted At Base Chow Tent

CAMP STONE, AFGHANISTAN — American soldiers are engaged in a massive search for a hot new Italian chick after she was first spotted in the Camp Stone Chow Tent line late Sunday night.

The incident happened around 8:30pm in the grilled cheese line, which is adjacent to the main line near the entrance of the tent.

According to junior troops, a long-legged, …