Bubble-leveling leads to record number of table-slaps at joint commanders conference

More than 400 slaps in a single day.

By Lieutenant Dan

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — After bubbles were leveled during a recent combatant commanders conference, a record number of table-slaps occurred, according to sources.

The potentially contentious conference, dubbed “Jargon 21,” could have quickly led to table-flipping and bubble-bursting. But instead, the assembled four-stars all ripped the…