First Cavalrywoman Looking Forward To All The Ponies

FORT HOOD, Texas — Army 1st Lt. Gina Caffey, the first woman selected to attend the Maneuver Captain's Career course in Fort Benning, Ga., is mere days away from being crushed when she discovers the tragic lack of ponies the modern Cavalry Branch offers to its female officers, sources say.

"I plan to name mine 'Death Sparkle,'" said Caffey, dropping a bo…