Chaos ensues after Gen. Milley inspects Pentagon barracks
Quick, hide the nerf guns.
By The Shammer
THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense’s headquarters was swept by chaos and confusion this morning after Gen. Mark Milley, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, conducted a no-notice health-and-wellness check of the on-post barracks, sources confirmed today.
“Oh shit! Move out of the way, guys!” yelled a half-dressed, pot-bellied li…
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