Chinese-made Trojan horse pretty uncomfortable with several files on Marine’s hard drive

"Oh my god the search history."

By As For Class

YOUR LAPTOP — A discrete bit of Trojan horse code named Brad has infected your computer after it was attached to a friendly email purportedly sent by Roxy, the stripper you met last week. Sources confirmed the operation was supposed to hijack your Marine Corps life, but it ended with Brad barely capable of functioning.

“It was a routine gi…